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Vote of No Continence? Kotlikoff Shits Pants
Uris Hall Excited to Announce New 0 Ply Toilet Paper
“I’ll See You In Court”: Student Mistakes CKB Resident’s Invitation As Legal Threat
Morrison Stir-Fry Station Switches to Cup & Ball Scam for Food Pickup
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Vote of No Continence? Kotlikoff Shits Pants

Nooz Staff2 hours ago2 hours ago02 mins

During a session last Wednesday, Cornell’s Faculty Senate debated over holding a vote of no confidence in the university’s administration. Throughout the lengthy discussion, however, President Michael Kotlikoff found it extremely difficult to focus on the arguments of the senate members; he had something much more pressing, even explosive, on his mind. Perhaps it was…

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Uris Hall Excited to Announce New 0 Ply Toilet Paper

Nooz Staff2 hours ago2 hours ago02 mins

URIS HALL—When Tommi Phisinger ‘28 sought digestive relief in the second floor Uris Hall  bathroom between lectures, she came to a disturbing realization.  “I went to grab the toilet paper after I completed my business. You know, as one does,” Phisinger confided. “I was disgusted to realize that the toilet paper was so thin, I…

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