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Student Wanting Lap Dance Blocks Middle Seats in Lecture
“Why Do Weed-Out Classes Even Exist?” Frowns Crabgrass-Shaped Student
Novick’s Fall Menu Still Just Muddy Puddle Water Scooped Around the Back
Report: Skepticism Up 60%?
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Student Wanting Lap Dance Blocks Middle Seats in Lecture

Nooz Staff21 hours ago21 hours ago01 mins

KLARMAN HALL—In today’s 10:10 AM Linear Algebra lecture, one enterprising student chose to sit at the very edge of the lecture hall, removing access to an entire stretch of perfectly good middle seats. The student, identified as Mike Stevens ‘29, arrived ten minutes early to claim the spot with maximum foot traffic and potential for…

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