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“I Have Concepts of a Plan”: Trump Scrambles to Outline Essay

Nooz Staff9 months ago9 months ago03 mins

MAR-A-LAGO, FL—With a looming deadline and mounting pressure from advisors, former President Donald Trump is reportedly clambering to finish his first paper’s outline for GOVT 1111: Intro to American Government and Politics. “The President is currently hard at work to deliver this outline for the American people,” said Trump campaign spokesman Steven Cheung. “Meanwhile, radical…

CAPS Recommends Students Take a Gap Year In Between Lectures to Improve Mental Health

Nooz Staff4 years ago03 mins

CORNELL HEALTH—In a surprising display of thoughtfulness from Cornell’s mental health services, CAPS has begun to suggest that overwhelmed students take a year off in between every lecture. “We see so many kids needlessly stressing out about their grades, and the pandemic, and literally everything else,” says counselor Matthew Greene. “It’s a good idea for…

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“I Have Concepts of a Plan”: Trump Scrambles to Outline Essay

CAPS Recommends Students Take a Gap Year In Between Lectures to Improve Mental Health