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Stickless Big Round Puck Hockey Team Wins Match

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago02 mins

BARTELS RINK—Enthusiastic and slightly confused Cornell sports fans packed the stands this past weekend at what some called “the strangest hockey game ever.” “I’d never seen anything like it,” shared Connel McMillen ‘25. “The ice rink was rectangular and the players didn’t have hockey sticks. The puck was round and orange and they sort of…

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“Uppies?” Lightweight Wrestling Team Member Desires to Dunk a Basketball

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

HELEN NEWMAN BASKETBALL COURT–Johnathan Cool ‘24 has been an NCAA champion wrestler for 2 years and counting, and was set to make another run at the title this upcoming year, where he was sure to make a splash in the tournament. His coaches and admirers had been expecting his grand return, when he suddenly came…

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