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Residually Warm Olin Seat Reminder of Comforting Embrace of Womb

Nooz Staff4 years ago04 mins

OLIN LIBRARY—At the end of his stressful prelim season, Mark Velazquez ‘24 was finally able to snag one of the first floor desks at Olin to get some dreaded work done, only to make a bittersweet observation of the womb-like warmth left by the seat’s prior occupant. “I remembered what it was like to be…

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