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Swing Voter Would Vote Blue But Ughhh Trump Is Soooo Relatable When He Starts Going On Tangents About Men’s Bodies
Aww! Rhode Island Going to Hold Cute Little Elections, Too
Halloween Hookup Awkwardly Puts Back on Hot Dog Suit Morning After 
Report: Satan Finally Stands Up for Himself in Philosophy Seminar
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Residually Warm Olin Seat Reminder of Comforting Embrace of Womb

Nooz Staff5 years ago02 mins

OLIN LIBRARY—At the end of his stressful prelim season, Mark Velazquez ‘24 was finally able to snag one of the first floor desks at Olin to get some dreaded work done, only to make a bittersweet observation of the womb-like warmth left by the seat’s prior occupant. “I remembered what it was like to be…

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