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Despotic Senior Declines to Answer Whether They’ll Seek Third Term as Club President

Nooz Staff5 months ago5 months ago02 mins

GOLDWIN SMITH HALL—As the end of the school year nears, most clubs have begun to elect new executive boards to lead. However, future totalitarian Emma Wills ‘25 (?) has declined to answer whether she will seek a third term as President of Cornell Political Union.  As President of the political group for both the fall…

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