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Halloween Hookup Awkwardly Puts Back on Hot Dog Suit Morning After 

Nooz Staff14 hours ago14 hours ago02 mins

GANĘDAGǪ HALL— Hannah Gordon ‘29 awoke the morning after hooking up with a mutual she met at her friend’s party. As she rubbed her eyes and adjusted her vision to the cold light of day, she was met with the sight of her spooky season suitor awkwardly squeezing himself back into the hot dog garb…

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