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Girl on First Date Worried if Taking Her Mask Off is Too Forward

Nooz Staff5 years ago7 months ago02 mins

IITHACA COMMONS—Wary of coming across as desperate on a first date, local single Jimena Perez ’21 was unsure if removing her mask would be too bold. “I feel like I have to walk on eggshells when meeting a guy for the first time,” sighed Perez. “To be honest, I’d be perfectly fine skipping all the…

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Bold Champion of Health and Safety Gives Courageous Glare to No-Masker

Nooz Staff5 years ago02 mins

HO PLAZA—Hoda Dabiri ‘23 took a fearless stand in the name of health and wellness when she lightly furrowed her brow at a mask-less passerby while walking to her only in-person class this Thursday. “I definitely considered saying something, but I decided against it,” said the breathless defender of the campus community. “Instead I just…

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