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University to Construct Giant Nipple Atop Bailey Hall

Nooz Staff6 years ago03 mins

BAILEY HALL—In keeping with the university’s requirement to continually construct buildings in the contemporary style, Cornell has announced plans to construct an enormous nipple towering above Bailey Hall’s 1,324 seats, reminding all who enter of a nipple. “When I was walking by Bailey Hall during my usual campus rounds the other day, I couldn’t help…

OP-ED: You And I Both Know Our Construction Team Can’t Handle Building A Pathway In Ezra’s Tunnel

Student Who Bleeds Big Red Sadly Returns Latest Nike Shoes

Report: Holy Shit, It’s Wednesday

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Report: 10:10 Lecture Fills Up Too Quickly and Oh Boo Hoo You Sad Fucks

University to Construct Giant Nipple Atop Bailey Hall