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Unhoused Sophomore Unable to Sing Along to Flo Rida’s “My House”

Nooz Staff2 years ago1 year ago03 mins

BAILEY HALL – On Saturday, Slope Day organizers aimed to distract the Cornell community from the recent student housing catastrophe by revealing the long-awaited Slope Day Lineup. However, this announcement was received poorly by some community members, who viewed the organizers’ decision to bring Flo Rida of “My House” fame to campus as a cruel…

With The Return Of Spring, Students Break Out Old Shorts, Tanks, Body Image Issues

Nooz Staff6 years ago02 mins

AG QUAD—Recent rising temperatures have prompted Cornell students to change their styles, leading to a proliferation of exposed knees, arms, and deep emotional wounds related to body image. “I love that I can now wear fun open-toed shoes instead of the bean boots I needed to trudge through street slush. My style improving almost makes…

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Unhoused Sophomore Unable to Sing Along to Flo Rida’s “My House”

With The Return Of Spring, Students Break Out Old Shorts, Tanks, Body Image Issues