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Op-Ed: I Watched the Entire Cornell–Harvard Hockey Game and They Didn’t Have Sex, Like, Not Even Once

Nooz Staff3 months ago3 months ago03 mins

Yeah, so, I guess I’m just a little bit confused.  From my research, I was led to believe that there would be more to this whole “hockey” thing, but it was no more than just men hitting a puck around with sticks. You see, I watched the entire Cornell versus Harvard hockey game, and none…

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Medieval Studies Department Hyped Out Of Their Fucking Minds For Game Of Thrones Premiere

Nooz Staff7 years ago02 mins

GOLDWIN SMITH HALL—Citing the immense cliffhangers and high stakes in the wake of last season, the entire Medieval Studies department is going absolutely fucking mental for the Game of Thrones season 8 premiere. Omar Alberen ‘20, a Medieval Studies major, has been in full Night’s Watch regalia for weeks and expects this season to be…

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