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March 14, 2026
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Dark Academia? I Am Sad and Have To Do Homework

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

URIS LIBRARY– Sasha Wilken ‘24 is truly embracing the aesthetics of dark academia by donning a tweed blazer while she sobs over her 324 pages of reading due Friday.  “I’ve always loved looking at dark academia fashion and pictures on pinterest, but now that I have no time to do that, I have found a…

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Cornell Dining Ranked Tenth in the Nation with Rusty’s Cafe, Fifth in the Nation Without

Nooz Staff4 years ago03 mins

ITHACA, NY—Once again, Cornell students can proudly claim they have access to one of the best dining programs across the nation. The university marked a special case for the Princeton Review’s Great Campus Food ranking list, qualifying as tenth in the nation with the inclusion of Rusty’s Cafe and fifth in the nation without.  A…

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Unidentified Loud Noise Makes Library Patrons Turn Heads Briefly

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago02 mins

URIS LIBRARY – Students were temporarily distracted from studying when a loud thud echoed through the cocktail lounge today, taking their focus away from prelims for about ten seconds. “What was that?” mumbled Kerry Thomas ’18 to herself, who was finishing a problem set for her physics class at the time of the incident. Thomas…

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