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Op-Ed: Discrimination? 104West! Won’t Serve Me Food Today

Nooz Staff1 year ago1 year ago02 mins

As a native son of Western New York, I did not get much exposure to Jewish cuisine (or people) before I came to Cornell. But I’ve visited 104West! dining hall several times since I started living around the corner, and I have met many friends there. I’m very grateful for this opportunity to broaden my…

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Big Red Football Repents on Yom Kippur for Defying G-d by Going 2-0

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

SCHOELLKOPF FIELD – Cornell football has just won their second game of the season to raise their record to an unbeaten 2-0, a rare feat for the idling ball club. Although this may seem like a welcome occasion for our student-athletes, some amongst the training staff are a bit wearier of what Cornell has accomplished….

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