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September 2, 2025

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“I’m Going to Butcher These Names”: Professor Selects Students for Slaughter

Nooz Staff8 months ago7 months ago01 mins

URIS HALL—The second week of classes started uneventfully, with students settling into their routines and professors getting to know their classes. However, a few terrified students in Uris Hall G01 were in for a cruel surprise. “The professor seemed more irritated than last week. Maybe because only half the class showed up after he said…

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