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New Roommates Still Figuring Out Masturbation Schedule

Nooz Staff3 weeks ago3 weeks ago02 mins

MARY DONLON HALL—The transition to college is challenging for nearly everyone, especially as many freshmen find themselves sharing their living space with a stranger for the first time. Inevitably, these new roommates learn that becoming familiar with each other’s masturbation schedules as soon as possible helps to smooth out the adjustment to campus life. After…

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