What do you mean? Stalking your crush through your club’s Instagram account is normal and healthy.
Love requires sacrifice. That’s why, when I initially needed to find his Instagram, I went through the club account’s followers until I found the person I saw him eating with once through my binoculars. From there, it was pretty easy to find his account, what with all the time I spent waiting in the bushes outside of his dorm until I heard a friend say his name as they were entering together.
Oh, c’mon, we all do it! Instagram stalking is completely healthy!
Anyone should be honored that a club account is watching their stories, saving their posts, zooming into their tagged photos until they find them in the back, and saving the screenshots. These are simply the natural effects of growing up online.
That, and having lil’ ol’ me shadow you on campus all day!
Besides, we have so many mutuals, so we must have a lot in common. Sure, our followers don’t know it’s me posting from the club account, but “followed by 46 others” has to count for something.
Don’t act like you haven’t stalked your crush on Instagram before! Or, that you haven’t routinely cleared the searches from your shared account, so that none of your fellow e-board members discover that you are emotionally attached to a man you’ve only met once before!
What do you want me to do? Stalk from my personal account like some sort of creep?
