Enticing hook! Perhaps, a question? I also have super relatable quote or story everyone agree with. Gotcha! Story actually applicable to why I right.
Here context. I definitely researched, hyperlink says so. Background implies huge problem. The biggest problem ever, actually. Good thing I right because I want to say things about problem. I have bestest opinion on this.
And by the way, statistic. Percentage from think tank, obviously not biased. Since I feel fancy, here is graph. I so math. Numbers = smart, so I right.
I right so much, here is quote from expert. Expert agree with me 100%; do not check. If smart expert think I right, disagreeing mean you dumb.
Others may say I not right. I acknowledge, but really others stupid because I am in fact super-duper right. Niche reference because, as established, I smart you dumb.
Now I do big slam dunk. Because if I wrong, so many other things wrong. The world as you know it, wrong. Therefore, me right means world right. Boom shakalaka.
