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Local Deviant Rolls in Mud Alone, Unprovoked

Nooz Staff6 months ago6 months ago02 mins

LINDEN AVE—Every weekend closest to St. Paddy’s Day, the student body takes to the streets to drink, party, drink, and drink some more. The resulting mix of vomit, alcohol, and the odd spray of urine creates a muddy sludge that would repulse the average sober person. However, this same sludge has proven irresistible to the…

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