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New Virtual Greek Life Hazing to Commence in the Form of Cyberbullying

Nooz Staff6 years ago6 years ago03 mins

COLLEGETOWN, ITHACA — Following the elimination of in-person fraternity events due to the pandemic, local fraternity Kappa Alpha Beta will begin transitioning their fall semester hazing plan to online. “It’d be a real shame for the pledges to miss out all the brotherly bonding, like being waterboarded. You know what they say, friends who are…

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