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Press Secretary’s White House Speedrun Beats Time for Escaping Ives Speedrun
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Vote of No Continence? Kotlikoff Shits Pants
Uris Hall Excited to Announce New 0 Ply Toilet Paper
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CUPD Claims K-9 Ate Report

Nooz Staff3 weeks ago3 weeks ago02 mins

BARTON HALL—Accused of omitting key details from Jane Doe’s testimony in the report they provided to the Tompkins County District Attorney, the Cornell University Police Department told the press Friday morning that parts of the document had simply been consumed by one of the force’s K-9 units. On November 25, 2024, CUPD supplied the DA’s…

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