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Company Named After Darth Vader’s Lightsaber Scheduled To Offer Coffee Chats on Campus
Student Wanting Lap Dance Blocks Middle Seats in Lecture
“Why Do Weed-Out Classes Even Exist?” Frowns Crabgrass-Shaped Student
Novick’s Fall Menu Still Just Muddy Puddle Water Scooped Around the Back
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Student Wanting Lap Dance Blocks Middle Seats in Lecture

Nooz Staff1 day ago1 day ago01 mins

KLARMAN HALL—In today’s 10:10 AM Linear Algebra lecture, one enterprising student chose to sit at the very edge of the lecture hall, removing access to an entire stretch of perfectly good middle seats. The student, identified as Mike Stevens ‘29, arrived ten minutes early to claim the spot with maximum foot traffic and potential for…

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Much-Needed Extra Seating Almost Added To Klarman Atrium

Nooz Staff10 years ago01 mins

ARTS QUAD — After being dumped on the Arts Quad and deemed as “close enough,” a large pile of much-needed seating for Klarman Hall almost made it to its destination this week. “We got really close,” said Facilities Manager James Alwin. “I mean, a few hundred more yards and we would’ve made it into Klarman…

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