September 20, 2013

Cornell to Build on Literally Everywhere Possible on Campus

Nooz Staff11 years ago04 mins

Between the new Gates Hall and the goal of Klarman Hall behind Goldwin Smith, University contractors have been busy with construction for the past few months. And after an ambitious announcement made this past Friday, they have a whole lot more to look forward to. University officials have drawn up a new plan for campus…

University to Offer Course on Plants

Nooz Staff11 years ago02 mins

Seeking to fill a void in science requirements, the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences is now offering a class on plants. The class was created after several complaints concerning the difficulty of current science requirements. Classes like Bugs and Rocks were apparently “too difficult for most of the Communication and AEM majors taking them”…

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September 20, 2013

Cornell to Build on Literally Everywhere Possible on Campus

University to Offer Course on Plants