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May 7, 2021

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Senior President of Club Really Phoning It in at This Point

Nooz Staff4 years ago03 mins

COLLEGETOWN—According to underclassmen members of the Cornell Water Polo team, president Brian Mach ’21 has “totally checked the fuck out” and is in “major ghost mode” as he approaches graduation and the end of his four long years at Cornell.  Members began to complain to each other following a practice wherein Mach led drills while…

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