DAILY SUN HEADQUARTERS—The question was posed to a cohort of Daily Sun Editors on their last day of Kindergarten last week: What do you want to be when you grow up? The bright-eyed students, fresh out of their lessons about prepositions, contemplated this question.
The bunch reportedly said that they “wanted to be like those real writers over at [their] favorite satire publication.”
When asked why, they listed several qualities that they wished they could emulate: “They’re cool, they’re effortlessly funny, they know how to use commas.”
At time of press, the Daily Sun was spotted brainstorming their best jokes including “knock, knock,” and “your mom.”
