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Graph Theory Professor Planning Trip to North Campus Stumped by Odd Number of Bridges

Nooz Staff3 weeks ago3 weeks ago02 mins

KÖNIGSBERG, NY—A tenured professor in the Department of Mathematics postponed a field trip to North Campus this weekend after stumbling upon a perplexing mathematical problem while planning the class’s route. “It’s remarkable,” said Dr. Leonhard Garner, scribbling furiously on a piece of yellowed parchment. “Suppose one intends to traverse the Fall Creek gorge in a…

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Cornell to Begin Construction on $100 Million New Gorge Connecting Fall Creek and Cascadilla

Nooz Staff7 years ago7 years ago02 mins

BAKER ARCH—This morning President Martha Pollack announced that the University will begin immediate construction on an ambitious $100 million gorge which will connect Fall Creek to Cascadilla. “While I understand that some students may want these millions of dollars to go to our underfunded mental health services or our critical lack of housing,” said President…