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Happy Dave Announces 2016 Presidential Candidacy

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago02 mins

OKENSHIELDS — Earlier today, David “Happy Dave” Sepulveda, beloved card-swiper and greeter, announced his candidacy in the 2016 presidential election with massive support from Cornell Dining and the greater Okenshields community. “The American people need a carefree, cheerful leader to lift their spirits and get them back on track, and I believe I’m just the…

Op-Ed: Discrimination? 104West! Won’t Serve Me Food Today

Op-Ed: If You Had a Creepy Skeleton Son That Won’t Stop Growing, You’d Advocate For Abortion Rights Too

Op-Ed: I’m Not Sure Which “They” Marjorie Taylor Greene is Talking About, But I’m Glad She Supports the Nonbinary Community

Cornell’s Commitment to Sustainability: Flu Shot Clinics to Reuse Needles, Bandages

Expressive Activity Policy Updated with Provisions for “Acceptable White Hood Size” and “Torch Specifications”

Uh Oh! Friend Immediately Agreeing to Plan Might Be a Loser

Happy Dave Announces 2016 Presidential Candidacy