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November 2, 2022

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Op-Ed: The Real World Has Stingrays. So Why Doesn’t the Swim Test?

Nooz Staff4 years ago5 months ago03 mins

When people think of Cornell’s most distinctive features, they usually come up with three things: the gorges, former president Hunter R. Rawlings III, and the swim test. The last is particularly renowned, with many alumni citing it as among their most formative college experiences. But a dark truth hides beneath the pool’s chlorinated surface. For…

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