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Student Accused of Using AI Forced to Defend Worst Discussion Post Ever

Nooz Staff2 hours ago2 hours ago03 mins

GOLDWIN SMITH– Senior Grant Lampert ‘26 is living every student’s worst nightmare. After spending time and energy writing a discussion board post without AI, he has been accused of violating Cornell’s generative AI policy. English Professor Robin Castillo claimed she was immediately suspicious of Lampert’s post on Albert Camus’s The Myth of Sisyphus due to…

Dorm Flyers Back on Campus from Radical Extremist Group Big Red Shipping and Storage

Nooz Staff3 hours ago3 hours ago03 mins

MARY DONLON HALL—The Cornell administration has worked tirelessly to demonstrate its commitment to the safety of its student body, protecting them from people holding signs, concerts, and chalk. Although many of the students and organizations responsible for perpetuating these despicable acts have been suspended, their radical messaging continues to spread in new and horrifying ways. …