“What I Did For Summer Break” by Svante Myrick
April 9, 2026
- Heartwarming! Cornell Sun Writer Not Sure What “News” Is, Publishes Article About Their Tuesday
- He is Risen! Student Who Spent Spring Break in Alcoholic Stupor Miraculously Attends 9 AM Lecture
- Engineering School Phoenix Rises From the Asbestos
- “But Promise You Won’t Be Mad If I Tell You?” Slope Day Committee Announces Artist Lineup
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