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Econ Student Condescendingly Explains Why We Can’t Just Print More Big Red Bucks

Nooz Staff5 years ago04 mins

STATLER HOTEL—When a date at Terrace led his girlfriend to ask why administration simply couldn’t increase the number of Big Red Bucks included in meal plans, one Cornell Econ student burst into a histrionic rant that this would surely cause the destruction of the Cornell economy.  “Of course they can’t just print more BRBs, sweetie,”…

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OP-ED: If the Professor’s Question Was Really Addressed to a Woman, Then Why Did I Answer It?

Nooz Staff5 years ago03 mins

I’m an intelligent guy. I got a four on the AP Biology exam three years ago, so I’d say I know pretty much everything there is to know about science. So when my BIOG 2020 professor seemingly addressed a question to my female classmate this morning, I knew I had to jump in. It’s not…

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