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October 19, 2014

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Seeking to Cultivate Bad-Boy Image, Skorton Smokes Within 10ft of Vent Intake

Nooz Staff11 years ago02 mins

WITHIN 10FT OF DAY HALL — “Yeah, you know, I just don’t really care anymore,” said David Skorton as he lit the cigarette he kept behind his ear within ten feet of an air vent intake. “What can I say, I’m a pretty dangerous guy.” This incident is the most recent in a string of…

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