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October 26, 2014

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Three Top Administrators to Leave This Year Probably Know Something We Don’t

Nooz Staff11 years ago01 mins

DAY HALL- Many are speculating that the three high-level administrators (President David Skorton, Vice President for Student and Academic Services Susan Murphy, and Provost Kent Fuchs) that have announced that they are leaving the University this year probably know a deep, dark secret about the future of Cornell that the rest of us don’t. “This…

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