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September 14, 2015

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Jameson Resident Still Waiting for Good Reason to Punch Roommate in Teeth

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

JAMESON HALL — For almost a full month, Jared Lake, a freshman in the College of Arts & Sciences, has been waiting impatiently for any reason at all allowing him to punch his roommate in the teeth without being reprimanded. “One wrong move. He just needs to make one wrong move and I’ll have carte…

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