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May 10, 2016

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Oh Shit, John Going To Throw The Frisbee Overhand

Nooz Staff10 years ago02 mins

ARTS QUAD — Panic quickly spread Tuesday when it dawned upon quad-goers that, oh dear lord, John’s going to attempt to throw the frisbee overhand. “Hey, check this out!” yelled the ambitious freshman as he cocked his arm behind his head, unknowingly putting several passing students at risk of bodily harm. Having never witnessed such…

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