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August 3, 2016

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Rising Senior Mentally Preparing for Last Year of Keystone Light

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago01 mins

TEANECK, NJ – Justin Cochran ’17, entering his last year at Cornell, reports that he is “mentally and physically” preparing himself to drink Keystone Light Beer for the next 10 months before he can graduate to more expensive, better-tasting beers. “One more year of this, and then never again in my life,” said Cochran, relaxing…

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