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September 11, 2016

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Freshman Amazed by Wide Variety of Clubs that Will Spam His Email

Nooz Staff10 years ago9 years ago02 mins

JAMESON — After listening to his RA list off several prominent groups on campus that will organize tables at ClubFest this Sunday, freshman Geoff Kaplan expressed amazement at the incredible number of clubs that will spam his email for the next four years of his life. “I would have expected only three or four clubs…

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