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ROUND II: 2nd Annual Major Cornell Major Tournament!

Nooz Staff8 years ago01 mins

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Vote here for round II! 

The results are in – you voted, and 32 majors have moved on to round two of this year’s tournament! There were some huge upsets. Who could have predicted 16 seed Fiber Science to beat out the one seed Hotel Administration? And how did French manage to get past D. Soc by two votes?!?

Obviously, the stakes are heating up. Every vote counts. Bring your major to the next round by clicking the link above!

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