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April 23, 2018

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Wasted Cow Doesn’t Even Make it to Dairy Day

Nooz Staff8 years ago01 mins

STOCKING HALL—First-year Cornell dairy cow Clover was absent at today’s Dairy Day festivities after passing out during the pregame. “It’s not uncommon for some cattle get blackout before Dairy Day actually starts, but I could usually corral them down from the Dairy Unit as long as they were still upright,” said dairy science major Chuck…

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