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November 9, 2018

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Sick Little Pervert Enrolls in Difficult Class to Learn

Nooz Staff8 years ago8 years ago02 mins

LYON HALL—On Monday, twisted little shit Taylor Gillis ’21 rounded off his pre-enroll session by signing up for a challenging class for the sole purpose of learning more about the subject matter. By enrolling in MATH 6220 Rimannian Geomentry, fucked-up degenerate Gillis hoped to delve into the complex mathematical material for no other reason than…

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