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November 21, 2019

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Stupid Fuck Still Thinks He’s Getting Free Printing

Nooz Staff6 years ago6 years ago02 mins

OLIN LIBRARY—Despite the announcement that free printing on campus has been delayed until next fall, dumb piece of shit Andy Bardner ‘21 still has faith that Cornell will eventually provide free printing. “I’ve done a whole cost-benefit analysis, and it’s at least a few cents cheaper to wait for free printing than purchasing my own…

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