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March 10, 2020

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In Herculean Demonstration of Athletic Prowess, Student Steps Over Seat in Lecture Hall to Get to Other Seat in Lecture Hall

Nooz Staff6 years ago02 mins

BAKER LAB—Students in CHEM 2080 were witness to an almost superhuman feat of strength today when Shawn Rosen ‘23 stepped over a chair he did not want to sit in in order to reach the chair that he did want to sit in. Rosen, whose strength was already waning by the time he reached the…

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