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“Swimtest Is Back Baby!” Says Five Time Swimtest Winner Chlorine Steve

Nooz Staff4 years ago4 years ago03 mins

HELEN NEWMAN HALL—Swim staff were left stunned Thursday after junior Steven Dodson completed five consecutive swim tests in a feat never before achieved nor attempted. Dubbing himself with the aquatic alias of Chlorine Steve, Dodson declared himself the victor of each test after being the first one to exit the pool due to his “superior…

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