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Greekrank Addict Swears Delta Alpha Chi Kappa Psi Is No Match For Delta Alpha Chi Kappa Phi

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago03 mins

COLLEGE AVE—Maddy Smith ‘26, member of Delta Alpha Chi Kappa Phi’s latest pledge class, is proud to announce that her sorority is leagues ahead of all others and is willing to fight tooth and nail with anyone who shows the slightest inclination to disagree.  According to Smith, who spends a modest 8 hours a day…

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