Terms of the agreement:
Clause I: Carnelian Red MAGA hats to be sold at Cornell Store
Clause III: Kotlikoff must trade blue Fruit Roll-Up for banana left in bottom of Trump’s lunch box
Clause VI: Touchdown the Bear required to assist in ICE arrests
Clause VIII: All University Communications will henceforth and From Now On follow the INCREDIBLE TRUTH SOCIAL STYLE GUIDE!!!
