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Travelers Catch Lucky Break After Delayed OurBus Gets Towed to Binghamton Anyway

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago05 mins

BAKER FLAGPOLE—Though Cornell students are no stranger to the cruel whims of fortune, a select group of weary holiday travelers were quite surprised to experience an ever elusive “kind” turn of fate. After several hopeless hours of accepting that they would never make it to Binghamton due to the inoperable state of their bus, the…

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