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Low iPhone Battery Miraculously Lasts 8 Days in Library

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago02 mins

OLIN LIBRARY — In what witnesses are calling a true miracle, it has been confirmed that Ethan Gold’s iPhone battery managed to last eight days straight while he was studying in Olin library for his final exams. “I was shocked by how long the battery lasted,” Gold recounted. “Going into the first day of finals…

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