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Papa Bear? Touchdown Denies Fathering 5 Illegitimate Cubs 

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago02 mins

SCHOELLKOPF FIELD–The world of low-performance sports was rocked this Friday when a coalition of five she-bears announced that they had each given birth to one of Touchdown’s cubs this past breeding season. “While students think of Touchdown as cute and cuddly, this teddy bear gave my clients more than just a bear hug,” alleged the…

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