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Cornellians Graduating Without Taking Swim Test Report Feeling Unprepared to Enter the Workforce

Nooz Staff4 years ago03 mins

NEW YORK CITY–Last Monday, Shelby Lawrence ‘21 began her first day at her entry-level job as a Coffee Gofer at Morgan Stanley and was met with an unwelcome surprise: without having completed Cornell’s mandatory swim test due to COVID-19 cancellations, she was completely in over her head!  “At first I thought it was the two…

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