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OP-ED: So-Called “Perfect Match” Won’t Even Let Me Touch Her Feet

Nooz Staff6 years ago02 mins

With all the buzz surrounding Valentine’s Day and everyone’s excitement about receiving their Perfect Match results, I just wanted to put this out there: last year, the girl who was supposed to be my “perfect match” wouldn’t let me anywhere near her feet.  While there was a lot of big talk about the cutting-edge formula…

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