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Freshman Elects to Stay Anonymous After Winning 5 PM Housing Lottery Slot

Nooz Staff10 years ago03 mins

DONLON HALL — The lucky winner of a coveted 5 PM time slot and a single in Bethe Hall during the housing lottery for the upcoming fall semester does not want to be the subject of mass media frenzy or be in the public eye whatsoever, and has elected to collect her winnings but remain anonymous….

Short Ginger Friend Hides Box of Edibles at End of Rainbow

“It’s 6 O’clock Somewhere”: Upperclassman Begs to Not Pay Bus Fare

CTB Declares War on Qahwah House, Fires 300 Espresso Shots

Wikipedia Page of Esteemed Professor Currently Flunking You Not Even, Like, That Long

“These Hands Don’t Haze!” Says Frat President Who Used Legs to Kick Shit Out of Pledges

Half-Assed Discussion Post Setting Dangerous Precedent For Rest of Semester

Freshman Elects to Stay Anonymous After Winning 5 PM Housing Lottery Slot